篇一：热门单词：“恶搞视频”用英文怎么说？
《舌尖上的中国》第二季你看了吗？那《舌尖上的泡面》你看了吗？近日，一段名为《舌尖上的宿舍?泡面篇》的视频在网上疯传，被赞“深得舌尖精髓”，连舌尖2官微都忍不住调侃“被你们玩坏啦！”
请看相关报道：
A food-show video spoof has become a tasty topic for China’s ravenous netizens, with most finding the tongue-in-cheek parody deliciously funny.
一个美食节目恶搞视频近日成为中国网友津津乐道的话题，很多人都觉得这个恶搞视频很好笑，看着也让人食欲大动。
创作这段video spoof（恶搞视频）的是一名大一的学生，他表示自己是舌尖的粉丝，以泡面为创意是为展示大学宿舍的饮食文化。该视频的解说词主打“舌尖体”，拍摄方法也在恶搞舌尖的风格。
不管是voiceover（画外音）、settings（场景），还是video cuts（视频剪辑）和音乐，泡面版舌尖都进行了模仿。有网友评价说，这个恶搞视频让简单的泡面变得“高端、大气、上档次”，还建议舌尖3剧组把他们收了。
精彩推荐： 必克英语
篇二：幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全
幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全
~本人见过的最邪门的翻译
电影
《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱 《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者
《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版 陈小春版 梁朝伟版） =《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉
《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好
《神雕侠侣》(内地版 古天乐版 刘德华版)=《Saviour of the Soul》——灵魂的救星
《三国演义》=《Romance of Three Kingdoms》——三个王国的罗曼史
《赤壁》＝《Red Cliff》——红岩
《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆 《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰烬？）
《甲方乙方》=《Dream Factory》——梦工厂
《烈火金刚》=《Steel Meets Fire》——钢遇上了火
《刘三姐》=《Third Sister Liu》——第三个姐姐刘
《花样年华》=《In the Mood for Love》——在爱的情绪中
五讲、四美、三热爱
大学校园里，流行"五讲、四美、三热爱"，中国人把其翻译成："five talks ,four beauty ,three
lovers".美国人一听迷惑了"five talks"敢情是谈了五个，"four beauty"敢情是谈了五个，其中有四个是美人，那么"three lovers"一定是爱上了四个美人中的三个（笑声不断）。
武林秘籍的英文翻译
冲灵剑法 GG and MM ’’s soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑 ，听起来好像很熟悉 )
九阳神功 nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)
九阴真经 nine woman’’story (九个女人的故事)
九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone
(九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)
历史上最强的翻译
1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me, I don't bird you
你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody! f you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know no know is no know
知之为知之， 不知为不 。。。。。。。。。
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die 车祸现场描述(一辆车来一辆车走，两车“嘭嘭“，人死了)
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15.小明： I am sorry!
老外： I am sorry too!
小明： I am sorry three!
老外： What are you sorry for?
小明： I am sorry five!
16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条！
17.I call Li old big, to year 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son. 你有两下子
horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
people mountain people sea 人山人海
If you tiger me, I will mountain you. 你唬我我就扇你
you ask me, me ask who? 你问我我问谁
one poor two white; 一穷二白
eat tofu; 吃豆腐
give you a color to see see! 给你点颜色看看
no good see 不好看
no door! 没门
老师叫翻译Who is this man?
答：这是谁的男人？
全班大笑，老师无语。
we two who and who!
译：咱俩谁跟谁啊！
How are you? How old are you?
译：怎么是你？怎么老是你？
YOU have seed i will give you some color see see, brothers! together up! 译：你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们，一起上！
I call Li old big.toyear25.
译：我叫李老大，今年25.
As far as you go to die!
译：要多远死多远！
800yuan, eat you, sleep you.
译：800块，吃你的，住你的
一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼：爸死（bus）爷死( yes )哥死（girls）妹死（Mis）……死光（school）good good study, day day up 好好学习，天天向上
三字经
人之初： At the begining of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
篇三：英文幽默笑话
1.猫和老鼠
——Mrs Brown went to
visit one of her friend and
carried a small box with
holes punched in the top.
——" What's in your
box?" asked the friend.
——"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."
—— "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
——"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.
布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
2.Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
A guy I know was
towing his boat home
from a fishing trip to Lake
Huron when his car broke
down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able
to
raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location.""I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"
在休伦湖钓完鱼后，我的一个朋友开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。他没带手机，不过，他想，也许他可以通过海事无线广播来请求公路援助。于是，他爬到他的船里面，启动了无线装置，喊道，“求救，求救”。一名海岸护卫队警官作出了回应，“报告你的位置”。“I-75号公路，Standish的南面两英里”。沉默了好一会之后，警官问我的朋友，“你的船靠岸时开得有多快？”
3.The Mean Man's Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap
skate finally decided to
have a party. Explaining to
a friend how to find his
apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor
and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”
4.Talking clock 会说话的钟
——While proudly showing off
his new apartment to friends, a
college student led the way into
the den. "What is thebig brass
gong and hammer for?" one of
his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
——"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed
from
the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴！现在是凌晨两点钟了！”
5.那就更糟了 Much Worse
----Policeman: Why
didn't you shout for
help when you were
robbed of your watch?
----Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
6.需要推一下吗
Need a push?
——A man is in bed asleep
with his wife when there is
a rat- a-tat-tat on the door.
——He rolls over and looks
at his clock, and it's half
past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. ——Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
——So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
——He opens the door and there is man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
——"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"
——"No, get lost(走开!), it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the door. ——He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Rememberthat night
we broke down on the pouring rain on the way
《幽默用英语怎么说》
由：免费论文网互联网用户整理提供,链接地址：
http://m.csmayi.cn/show/62513.html
转载请保留,谢谢!
- 上一篇：逃跑的火焰
- 下一篇：新年总经理致辞